Guidos & Guidettes

I am currently watching "Jersey Shore" on MTV.

How is it humanly possible that so many people...so close to the fashion capital of the world...could be such an aesthetic disaster?! I am absolutely horrified. Is there some kind of bubble surrounding Staten Island?

This "Snooki" broad has somehow managed to completely avoid using a "bump-it" and with shear will power has managed to create the largest, Fran Drescher-inspired mountain on top of her otherwise empty head.

If one of these bozo dudes attempted to talk to me I think I would actually become ill.

I have comments about each of these over-tan mush mouth fools, but I think this Blog has a word maximum. Thank you MTV for making me appreciate the men of Cleveland. Hell, thank you for making me appreciate the men of Saudi Arabia.